A seated, hands-only VR comedy · Meta Quest 3 & 3S

Pawsfirst.

الكفوف الأول

Be the animals of Haret el-Waz. The tea glass is right on the edge. The humans are giants. Your hands are paws, talons, claws.

Your hands are the controller.

No buttons, no wands, no menus to read. Sit down, rest your hands on the table, and the café is yours.

Knock the tea glass off the table. Real physics, real paws, a very real CRASH.
SwatKnock the tea glass off the table. Real physics, real paws, a very real CRASH.
Steal the sugar, drop it in your stash. Loot only counts once it's banked.
Pinch & bankSteal the sugar, drop it in your stash. Loot only counts once it's banked.
Paws flat. Very still. The heat cools, the waiter loses interest. Who, me?
Look innocentPaws flat. Very still. The heat cools, the waiter loses interest. Who, me?
Hold a human's gaze and they come over to see. Look at a paw print, pinch, and pounce.
Stare them downHold a human's gaze and they come over to see. Look at a paw print, pinch, and pounce.

Four animals. Four points of view.

The street is built at real size, then enlarged to each animal: ×3.5 in the café, ×2.2 in the bakery. Same street — a different world from every perch.

1.20 m · your real eyes, seated
Hooded crow
2.48 m
Street dog
0.62 m
Café cat
0.88 m
Egyptian mongoose
0.12 m

Café Court · the awning

Hooded crow

Looks down on everyone. Dives for anything shiny.

  • dive
  • snatch
  • caw
  • fake a ringtone

Bakery Lane · the bread board · ×2.2

Street dog

Warm loaves on the racks. A baker with his back turned.

  • bark
  • steal bread
  • puppy eyes
  • POOF the flour

Café Court · the chair · ×3.5

Café cat

Chin on the table. The tea glass is half a metre from your nose.

  • swat
  • steal sugar
  • look innocent
  • pounce

Café Court · under the table

Egyptian mongoose

A forest of chair legs. The grandmother's slipper.

  • dash
  • snatch the slipper
  • chatter

The street answers back.

Every prank is a stimulus. Every human has rules. Reactions set off reactions — and every link multiplies your score.

  1. The glass is right on the edge×1

    1. The glass is right on the edge

  2. CRASH!×1.5

    2. CRASH!

  3. The waiter rushes over×2

    3. The waiter rushes over

  4. The whole street turns around×3

    4. The whole street turns around

0Calm
1Noticed
2Annoyed
3Alert
4Hunted
5Legendary

Push your luck and the TNR van pulls up. Get caught and you wear the cone of shame for fifteen seconds. Nobody is hurt. Nothing is lost.

Co-op for two · coming

Bring a friend.

One plays the café cat on the chair, one plays the crow on the awning. One round, one score — the crow's fake ringtone sends the owner over, the cat swats the glass he leaves behind.

Built for hands, seated, for everyone.

No controllers, ever

Every action is a paw: swat, pinch, rest, look.

Airplane-seat sized

Everything happens inside a two-foot reach. Desk, sofa, tray table.

One paw is enough

Every move works with either hand; your stash moves to your side.

Two languages

Humans speak ‘humanese’. Every line is captioned in English, Arabic on demand.

No fail state

Getting caught is a joke, never a loss.

Comfort first

No walking, gentle fades, the café pauses when the headset comes off. High-contrast outlines.

Real gameplay.

Captured in the Meta XR Simulator. Headset footage replaces it before launch.

Play it.

Coming to Meta Quest 3 and 3S. Early access on the Meta Horizon Store is planned for Q1 2027.